AN OPEN LETTER TO ME…

Dear Karthik -

Hope you are well?

It is a season of open letters; a concept where you pen your thoughts in the public domain – well the last time I did something like that, this was still called ‘blogging’. But in keeping with the times and in the rat race to grab more eyeballs, let’s call this one an Open Letter indeed.

Like in any other letter, open letters also are generally addressed to a second person; a person or people who you think deserves a pat on their back, a free dose of your unsolicited advice, an unconditional apology or even a public bashing for holding views contrary to your own. In the age of a bitterly hostile Internet, the last one definitely sounds more familiar. And as a result, it is much safer to address such an outpouring of thoughts directly to you than anyone or anything specific – lest I be judged.

It’s only been a few months since you left India on a short assignment abroad, but a lot has changed since then. For starters, Deepika has managed to turn the entire definition of feminism on its head and despite staying single, has managed to give birth to a whole new breed of feminists and its relevant antonyms, in equal measure. Her choice, of course! Trust me, the endless debates are fun. As I write, somebody somewhere is already judging which side I am on.

As I browse your dutifully uploaded FB photos of enjoying the London (phoren emphasized) rain and cold in those thick furry jackets, I can’t help but curse the dry and scorching heat of Indian summers. The drought has become worse this year. As a tradition, we have unitedly decided to blame it on our useless politicians and also on deforestation, concretization and the burgeoning population. I tend to feel relaxed when I am able to figure out the root causes and just name them.

By the way, beef and liquor consumption is slowly being banned in India, one state at a time. I hope I can lay my hands on those Scottish single malts (before the Customs do) that you plan to get for me by the time you return. Not to suggest, but bribing your way in will still be unofficially legal.

In matters of grave national concern (or as the Media would like us to believe), it has become extremely important in the past few months to align yourself to one of the few handful political ideologies or personalities floating around. Please do not gloat about the greatness of any foreign country as you risk falling in the category of anti-nationals. Do not praise the incumbent government or the general improvement in public delivery services as you will fall prey to being called a Bhakt. And for heaven’s sake, do not even consider supporting the opposition as they have been carefully classified into a brilliant cassata of Sickulars, presstitutes, Aaptards and Libtards. It is better you restrict yourself to movies and pubs, although beware, watching and appreciating a Khan movie has its own repercussions these days. All three have been already categorized, that’s why.

E-commerce is booming and the discounts are great. Start-up is the new IN thing. Some concepts are so brilliant that they just end up being good-looking websites or apps. Either you end up receiving a dish-wash bar instead of a slick smartphone or you receive nothing at all. Gone are the days when potential in-laws used to ask how much cash you earn, the VCs are asking these budding entrepreneurs how much cash they burn?

As far as rules of social network are concerned, I am sure you have artfully mastered it by now. It is ok to have an opinion, voicing it is the problem. The barrage of anti-opinions, abuses, ridicule, trolls from one-time friends and friends of friends of friends, will make you feel unloved, unpopular and a social outcast. Just try being nice and accommodative of all. And remember the keyword – RESEARCH. They all say you haven’t done enough of that when they intend to pin you down intellectually. Please quote quotes and cite citations every time you write something that borders on blabbering or unintended gyan. That’s a sure recipe for a long-lasting social networking health.

All in all, I wish you an enriching experience of staying abroad. Imbibe the best of that culture and come back to your motherland to drain it all down the gutters the moment you land. The cash-rich Olas and Ubers will be waiting at Bangalore airport in anticipation of your grand reception for a nominal peak-time surcharge of 4.7 times the metered fare to home destination. You are, of course, free to abuse the rowdy autowallah for charging wonandaaf (1.5 times) the original fare.

Upload more photos on FB and allow me to judge that you truly are an attention-seeker and a sucker for Likes.

Awaiting your reply,

Yours truly –

Karthik

P.S.: If possible, please get either Mallya or The Kohinoor along with you. The latter makes more sense as only that would truly settle the banks’ loans.

JAGRITI YATRA : A Yatra of the People, by the People, for the People

This was long overdue and for those of you who know me, I can’t help but apologize for not being able to share one of the highpoints of my life even after almost a month since it’s over. But therein lies the irony; it’s not over yet. Not for me and not for the 450 co-yatris either, with whom I travelled around this astounding country of ours.

For those still looking for clues at what I am talking about, I was a part of a group of approximately 450 young and energetic  candidates (henceforth ‘yatris’) from all over the country and from outside the country as well, selected for a 15-day enterprising tour of the country and the country-side from 24^th Dec 2012 to 8^th January 2013. It is difficult to see the beautiful country-side in this expansive nation of ours unless you are travelling by train. And the Jagriti Yatra’s mode of transport was a regular but ingeniously customized Indian Railways train, which we would call - the Jagriti Express. Yes, we welcomed the New Year singing, dancing, whistling and shouting at the top of our sore voices while travelling overnight from Brahmapur in Odisha to Patna, Bihar. And if you are already interested in applying for this year's yatra, please log on to www.jagritiyatra.com – But dare you stop reading my blog further ;)

It is as they say, a journey to awaken the entrepreneurial spirit among the youth. For me, entrepreneurial or not, it certainly awakened a sleeping spirit first. I am sure my fellow yatris appreciate that the journey meant different for different people. As a true urbanite Indian who lives one-half of his life in Mumbai and Bangalore and the other half in newspapers trying to figure out what the rest of the country means to him, the Yatra well and truly transformed me from a pseudo-Indian to simply Indian.

The most special gift from this yatra is the wealth of friends I made from every nook and corner of this country. We all brought a fresh perspective to the table. We came from different backgrounds and had different understandings of issues. We agreed to disagree. We spent extra time with people we took a liking to, and possibly ran for cover too when we came across someone weird. All in all, we grew on each other and eventually became a part of a strong social network that promises to continue this association for a long time to come. 

One of the major highlights of this Yatra was to stop at different destinations in the country where we would be introduced to some exemplary personalities and their standout contributions to the larger community through their business or social enterprises. The common thread across all these role model institutions was the magnitude of social impact they created without compromising on the basic tenets of a sound business plan to be truly effective and sustainable.

As I write, I realize that not only is it difficult to put the entire experience in words but also an emotionally draining activity trying to relive the moments I so badly miss today. What began in Mumbai in the peaceful environs of the TISS campus where the highly energetic and resourceful foot soldiers of the Jagriti Yatra Team welcomed us and handed us our new ID cards that would stick to us for the next 15 days, to the extent that we were forbidden from removing it even during nature calls. The advice for all the yatris was simple and crisp – ‘Keep an open mind and be ready to not just learn, but unlearn and relearn as well.’ Our sensibilities and conventional mind-sets were put to test quite immediately when our first role model Mr. Raghunath Medge, Founder President of the famous Mumbai Dabbawala Association almost single-handedly debunked the concept of formal education that has played a very limited role in the huge success of his six-sigma business enterprise that is running for almost a century in this city that never sleeps.

The time spent on the train was our only opportunity to reflect on the various ideas, ideals and idols being introduced to us. The best part was nobody was preaching to us what is wrong or what is right. No formulae for success being laid, no short-cuts to hardwork, no dumbwittery at all. It was a no-holds barred induction in the world of progressive, sustainable and socially responsible organizations that consider the systematic dismantling of socio-economic inequities in our society as one of the principle objectives behind their existence. From an Elango who traced his roots to transform his village Kuthambakkam in Tamil Nadu’s Chengalpattu district to Anshu Gupta’s Goonj which uses its strong roots in New Delhi to spread its branches far and wide in the country, from Nidan in Patna to Aravind Eye Care in Madurai, from Naandi Foundation in Vishakhapatnam to Barefoot College in Rajasthan’s Tiloniya, from Gram Vikas in Odisha to SEWA in Ahmedabad, from Infosys, Biocon, Redbus, Flipkart and Zivame in India’s Silicon Valley to a far-flung, off-the-map district called Deoria in Eastern UP where poverty is still a reality, govt-aided education a farce, employment a day-dream and the products that Zivame sells possibly a social taboo ; the yatra was a telling representation of an India hidden within the India I know, of a people snubbed amongst the people I know.

Access to opportunities for me once meant getting a job in a low-paying service company or a high-paying product company. When the tribals of Odisha do not have access to their own land, when the rural women-folk across India do not have access to safe and hygienic sanitation and when a kid has access to a school where the teacher is inaccessible, I couldn’t help but ridicule my own definitions of ‘access to opportunities’. As Anshu Gupta remarked in his thought-provoking speech in the numbing cold of New Delhi, “…Aapko gussa kyun nahi aata, aap sawaal kyun nahi puchte…?”

No doubt, the disparities are nerve-wracking, but the prevalent air of hope and optimism among our fellow countrymen despite this is equally jaw-dropping.  Although not enshrined in the Constitution as a fundamental right, the youth of India have a ‘Right to Dream’. We, the people will have to ensure that we help fulfill their dreams, not crush them.

A happy and content youth will lead India to greater glory and strive to redistribute the fruits of prosperity in order to achieve economic and social equity. A disheartened and cheated youth will take the path of immorality and dishonesty to forcefully grab the fruits of success that are reserved for the very few.

Entrepreneurship may not be the cure for all ills plaguing our society, but it certainly is a potent solution to rid the country from the Cancer of Poverty, Illiteracy and Unemployment. And as someone rightly said, you do not need the backing of either an Ambani or an MBA to become an ‘Entrepreneur’, all you will need is ‘Antar-Prerna’.

FRIENDSHIP

‘It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them’ 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Emerson’s quote does ring a bell. How often have we restrained ourselves from being our true outspoken self in front of people whom we meet only in an official environment for fear of appearing silly and juvenile? Isn’t that natural in a world where everyone is sitting to observe and judge you and label you with their judgments? Hasn’t our childish streak within been constantly strangled and suppressed in favour of appearing important to the outside world? The answers may vary of course. But who can deny that we are at our best and truest in the company of old friends.

The very friends we made over a game of ball, or in the noisy back-benches of our classrooms, over a cup of coffee, or over a personal tragedy we felt secure in sharing with a person who had little to offer in terms of solution but who had the ability to understand and eventually wipe our tears. To be fair to them, they are also the ones who would stand by you in public but reprimand you in private if they know you were at fault. The best part is we would never mind our best friends admonishing us as they are our living mirrors who would never lie.  In Oprah Winfrey’s words, ‘Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down’.

Then there are those friends who do not have the comfort of staying few blocks away from each other but are separated by seven seas due to family, educational or professional compulsions. The same friend who you would meet every day in school, college or classes is now pursuing a different career in a different city surrounded by different friends. It might have broken your heart to see them happy and enjoying their new life of which you are no longer a part. But very soon do you realise that your special bond of friendship spanned across these geographical limitations and you continue to be an inseparable part of each other’s lives.

Last but certainly not the least, there are those bonds which have quivered to stand the test of time and allowed little fissures to develop in volcanoes. Friendship is not a monochromatic bond that can be forged only between two people having similar personality traits, habits, social qualities or intellect but a mixture of different hues of colours, shades of gray, warts and all. The very beauty of friendship lies in its variety and just as like-mindedness is a feature of some friendships, so is a drastic difference of opinions.  It is in nature’s law that ‘Opposites attract’ and there can only be man-made excuses that justify a broken friendship. For those who feel any of this is true surely have one good opportunity to bury the hatchet and reignite and relive the best times of the good ol’ days. All it takes is someone with the courage to break the ice first; the melting happens at a rate at which even real ice will be ashamed of.

An intelligent lady (this can be debated later) once said,

Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.

Happy Friendship Day/Week/Month/Year/Lifetime to all…

When the cowards had their Wednesday...!

For once, I found myself at a complete loss of words to describe my anguish at the loss of innocent lives in Wednesday's cowardly attacks in Mumbai. Wish the terror-mongers could atleast gather the guts to send fidayeens and shoot at us one-on-one like they did on 26/11. Atleast then we had the satisfaction of seeing nine dismembered terrorist bodies and the hollowness of their evil pursuit. Their mere brand of terror is not shameful, the terror directed at unaware and unarmed civilians is.

No amount of reassurances, loaded speeches or monetary compensation can ever bring back the dead. Its not just 21 people who have died but 21 families that have been emotionally and financially devastated forever. The injured may still live to tell their tales. Lets not even consider bringing the topics of Kasab's birthday, the corrupt Congress government or the failure of the Mumbai police and Intelligence departments into the picture. There are certains domains in public life that are beyond the understanding of laymen like us. And to become moral adjudicators or pure gossip-mongers - read Kasab's birthday - is sheer waste of time.

Well then who do we blame ? Whom do we criticize ? What do we say or write when we wish to make a serious statement ? Let's catch RR Patil. Or should we catch Prithviraj Chavan this time ? No, this guy seems smart. Just lets do what has become a national pastime - either fast-unto-death or breath down Manmohan's neck calling him a lameduck , weak-kneed, powerless Prime Minister India ever had. There starts, as well as ends, our vast understanding of the complex country we live in.

To call paapi-pet-ki-majboori as Mumbai's spirit is a topic I have discussed with my Mumbai friends endlessly. No one really agrees that there is anything praiseworthy when a Mumbaikar goes back to work as usual the very next day after the blasts. What is a mason, who lives on daily wages, expected to do? What is a govt. school teacher, who has to take a pay-cut, expected to do? What is a Software Engineer, who wags his tail as per the wishes of his firang client, expected to do? These basic economic realities, my friends, have got nothing to do with the spirit of any individual person, forget Mumbai as a whole.

Let us not ever forget that our enemy is not a person called Kasab, or a country called Pakistan. The real enemy is the school of thought that has turned hundreds of poor, innocent and unemployed youths like Kasab himself into live human bombs. The real enemies are the promoters of such thoughts who have single-handedly managed to turn a fine, peace-loving religion into a hotbed of fanaticism and intolerance. Give these vocal fundamentalists a real Kalashnikov and tell them to face our country's security forces with the same rage in their eyes and the desire to attain jannat that they inspire in their hapless cadres, and I bet they would have already died many times before their actual death.

Jannat-e-jaaneman mujhe bhi tere paas aane ka dil karta

Jannat-e-jaaneman mujhe bhi tere paas aane ka dil karta

Lekin agar mein jaan de nahi sakta, toh mein jaan le bhi nahi sakta...!!

I pray for the families of the victims and hope they gather the strength to deal with their immeasurable loss.

I also pray for the families of the terrorists who will soon need the same strength to see the rotting, dismembered dead bodies of their terrorist- sons gone astray.

Hope there is light at the end of this darkest tunnel.

Cricket, Cricket and Cricket !

India v/s Pakistan
Venue : Mohali, India
Date : March 30th, 2011

How earnestly have we waited for this grand 'semi-finale'? This is the most-awaited, over-hyped match of the World-Cup, a conquest between two equals just to be fair to Pakistan. Both cricketing nations' teams nurture a burning desire to attain glory by not just defeating the opponent convincingly but batter and maul them so bad that the cuts and bruises of those inflicted wounds stay fresh till their next encounter. As jingoistic as I might sound, I take full liberty in calling this encounter a clash of cricketing titans whose sole aim is to win and win at any cost.

An India-Pakistan encounter has never managed to be just about the respective game or respective fora where these two countries have faced each other. Their representatives bring with themselves the overwhelming pressure of expectations to outperform each other taking a cue from the embarrassing situations they have gone through when they had to be content with the bad end of the stick. As cricketing (and war) records show, Pakistan has had to bite the humble pie far too many times taking a toll on its dwindling self-respect. Yes , SELF-RESPECT is what it is about. To hell with the ignorant souls who call today's Indo-Pak match a simple game of bat and ball where one will win and one will lose. This match has the capacity to make or break careers. Remember the 2003 WC league-stage encounter where Pakistan lost? The likes of Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Saeed Anwar, Saqlain Mushtaq and Rashid Latif - national heroes of those times - had to bid farewell to the game soon after their disgraceful loss to India. Such is the impact of this high-voltage game. A loss to Bangladesh is forgiven in this country, a shock defeat to Zimbabwe can be forgotten, a batting collapse against a weak West Indies is also normal BUT even a 'loss-like' situation against Pakistan is met with angry emotions and abusive rants against players irrespective of their past performances.

There is no doubt that India has done well to qualify for the semi-finals. But that in itself doesn't speak volumes of this hot-favorite side since Sri Lanka has already qualified for the finals with relative ease and Pakistan was not even expected to make the semi-final grade after a string of losses in bilateral ties and series of spot-fixing allegations on some of its top players. In all fairness, its Pakistan who deserves full credit for coming this far on the strength of sheer talent and strong leadership from skipper Shahid Afridi - the leading wicket-taker of the World Cup so far.

India, on the other hand, has relied too much on individual performances with Sachin and Yuvraj leading the batting charge and a lonely Zaheer Khan left to try all tricks with the ball. A miserable and clueless (but media-savvy) captain in Dhoni has further compounded India's worries. The league matches don't instill much confidence either, especially the drawn match with England and a characteristic batting collapse against South Africa - who are now already out of the World Cup courtesy New Zealand who in turn are heading home courtesy Sri Lanka. That gives me logical nightmares about a possible India-Sri Lanka clash in the finals but we will reserve that discussion for another day.

To add spice to the fun, the chhakka-panjaas (politicians) have decided to partake the glory and limelight of this encounter by making this match a bilateral political affair under the guise of cricket diplomacy or Cricketomacy. Never have I understood this irrational offer of friendship when the offending side continues to be an existential threat to us and has not even assured us of full co-operation in tackling terrorism; forget apologizing for the heinous acts (26/11) planned and financed from its soil. A weak-kneed, lameduck Prime Minister, for all his integrity and honesty summed together, still doesn't add up to the expectations of the young, vibrant and demanding population of his country. Cricket cannot and should not direct the national policies of our country against a rogue neighbour. A Shahid Afridi is welcome with open hearts but an Asif Ali Zardari or a Yousuf Raza Gilani deserve nothing less than chappals in crude Hindi. To have them over as state guests when families of those who died in the 26/11 carnage still await justice and co-operation from Pakistani courts in punishing the masterminds is a sad commentary on our foreign policy. I will rest my arguments on this restive issue for now.

Coming back to cricket, there is no doubt that people from both countries are already losing sleep thinking about this encounter and its aftermath. A brilliant display of sportsmanship, nerves of steel, strong and innovative leadership is what people expect to see in a span of 100 overs today. Hope its a match that raises the stakes for the finals, hope its a match that gifts the winning nation a day of festivities and celebration and the loser's a chance at introspection. And as much as I try to resist the die-hard fan inside me, hope it gives the God - Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar - his chance at making his 100th international century in style.

As the Master Blaster himself says and we all agree, "Beating Pakistan is always special because they are a tough team and we have a bit of a history regarding Pakistan."

Hope its a special day for India tomorrow.
Let the game begin!!

Spare a thought...

On this 63rd Independence Day, much as we hope for India's prosperity, let us spare a thought for that man guarding our nation's borders in the uninhabitable Siachen glacier; the man in Vidarbha who feeds us regularly but commits suicide out of fear of not being able to feed his own; the old and helpless who have been disowned by their children and left to the mercy of this evil world; the street urchin for whom Independence means struggling for a decent meal every single day; As the lucky few that we are, let us vow to give back something in return for what this country has given us and may Independence stand for freedom and liberty for all.

Siachen Glacier Anthem Video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_RGzJzhLnE

Jai Hind !!

A warm, tight, final hug to Engineering...!!

The full text of my Convocation-cum-Farewell Speech today in the august presence of my batch-mates. A big thanks to Tanya Sarna for giving me this opportunity which I grabbed with both hands and an even bigger thanks to the lively audience who supported, clapped, rejoiced (probably hooted too) and makin this otherwise dull day come alive....


" It was 4th September 2006, technically the first day of college for our batch and I dunno how many of u remember but we had our Orientation seminar on that rainy day. unless u bunked on that day too… we were made to listen to the history and geography of this institute where today we complete 4 full years of our course that have enriched us on various levels, given us so many memories to cherish for a lifetime, given us amazing friends wid whom we have spent the best times in these years; these 4 yrs hav given us practically everythin except a slightest idea abt the logic behind our course syllabus..

We meet on this day where we are all decked up to accept our Graduation certificates from the very University that we hav unitedly hated irrespective of caste, creed or language barriers. For some of us, these 4 yrs may also remind us the emotional grind we went thru when we got unexpected KTs on one or more than one occasion. For some, these years may define the absolutely unadulterated fun we had spendin a whale of a time doing practically nothing but sitting and chattin in the college canteen.

For some, these years have been transformational too.. Such was the classroom experience here that even sincere, hard-working pets have transformed into habitual defaulters.. or even vice versa for that matter…

Irrespective of what we gathered individually, the one thing that will probably remain on top of my college memories will be the I.V. days in Shimla-Manali. I’m sure many of u share that view.

This last semester ensured that many of us have our future course charted out in the form of placements. Many among us here have enjoyed Engg so much that they hav opted for an MS. On the other hand, some have hated it so much that they wont mind sellin Dabur Amla Hair Oil and call themselves MBAs. Some of you will join ur family business, some will take the unconventional route and opt for totally different careers. For the undecided ones, I’m sure better things are coming your way too…. But wherever you go and whatever you do, Make Yourself Count ( ok that was cheap advertisement of my personal blog but sorry I cant help it )

Now that I suppose I am famous because of this speech, I hope to be invited to your engagements and weddings whenever they take place. There’s a brand new hall right here so I m sure discounts will be offered to ex-students.

As I conclude, I wud tell u to admire the institute you study in, especially ours. Very rarely will you get to see a defaulter deliverin a convocation-cum-farewell speech 2-months in advance when he has no 'beeping' idea what the next week holds for him.

THANK YOU & ALL THE BEST… and 3 cheers to all of us....!!! "